1.03.2006

dang you, cotton bowl.
dang you, alabama and your little tenor sax player who insisted on making obscene gestures while moving into his half time show position. that was REALLY classy, you redneck.
dang you, cheating blind officials.
dang you, field goal kicker with your 45 yard piece of crap lucky kick.

i have one question. what on earth does an elephant have to do with the crimson tide? where you just out of mascot options? pitiful.