this is what the label of my glaceau vitamin water says...

formula 50

grape (50% daily dose)

inspired by today's most talked about artist, hottest record producer, and soon-to-be movie star, this "not so-hypnotic" tonic contains (hint, hint) 50 (per) cent of many of the important vitamins that you need every day.

however, unlike mister fifty (or "fiddy" as the kids say), this drink does not contain talent, a seven-figure recording deal, platinum jewelry, a big entourage, or a bulletproof vest.

...now that's a witty label. bravo, glaceau vitamin water, bravo for making my label reading/beverage partaking experience a humorous one.