Emily...dear friend.
Happy Birthday to you! Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Today...Cinco de Mayo...the fifth of May...is Emily's birthday. And in honor of Cinco de Mayo being your birthday, I shall wish you happy birthday in Espanol. (cue birthday song music)
Feliz Cumpleanos a ti!
Feliz Cumpleanos a ti!
Feliz Cumpleanos a Emily!
Feliz Cumpleanos a ti!